Cute Funny Short Quotes and Sayings

Knowing some cute funny short quotes and sayings is what we all need to put little effort into, and properly enacting that knowledge in one’s life. Familiarize yourself with some of these positive famous witty quotations about love, friends or friendship, which again could be good for facebook status updates.

More so, you can text or write any one that best describe the attitude of your boyfriend or girlfriend so that the recipient may be encouraged to be more serious without hurting his or her feelings.

• "A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar." - Lao-Tzu
• "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy
• "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin
• “They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger”. – Chichi Rodriguez
• “True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.” – Charles Caleb Colton
• "Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir
• “My fat scares me – it’s a ticking time bomb.” – Carrie Latet
• "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw
• "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix
• "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

• "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney
• “Never tell the truth to the people who are not worthy of it.” – Mark Twain
• "Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac
• "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson
• "Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor
• "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde
• "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde
• "There are no facts, only interpretations." - Friedrich Nietzsche
• “We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.” – Stephen Vincent
• "Everything has been figured out, except how to live." - Jean-Paul Sartre
• "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
• "The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright
• “The shell must break before the bird can fly.” - Tennyson
• "The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy." - Von Clausewitz
• "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'." - Friedrich Nietzsche
• "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" - Oscar Wilde
• "I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde
• "A poem is never finished, only abandoned." - Paul Valery
• "He who hesitates is a damned fool."- Mae West
• “A bad cold wouldn’t be so annoying if it weren’t for the advice of our friends.” – Kin Hubbard
• "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill
• "I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them." - Ian L. Fleming
• "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi

If you’ve benefited a lot by reading this hub, then let it manifest in your life, and always encourage others to be more positive in their thinking. Remember to share this content with your boyfriend, girlfriend, online friends, and relatives; you can even use them for facebook status updates. Wait a minute, have you bookmarked this witty hub titled “cute funny short quotes and sayings?”