Cool Hilarious Quotes and Sayings by Famous People

These collections are cool hilarious quotes and sayings from the world famous people. They are good quotations for facebook status update, and positive sayings on attitude which gives better descriptions about friends, life, and yourself. Just relax your mind as you go through the content of this article. You’re welcome to the world full of love and success.

• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." – Socrates
• “Man enters the world with closed hands, as if to say: ‘The world is mine’ He leaves it open hands, as if to say: ‘Behold I take nothing with me’.” – The Midrash (AD400 – 500)
• “It takes years to develop into the kind of human being you want to be.” – Ziggy Marley
• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
• "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault." - Henry Kissinger
• “Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship.” - Epicurus
• "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
• “Quiet your mind and picture yourself attaining your dream… without even realizing it, your confidence soars and you become a magnet for good things.” – Dennis Deaton
• "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde
• "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

• "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein
• "It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion." - Albert Einstein
• “We can chart our future clearly and wisely only when we know the path which has led to the present.” – Adlai Stevenson
• "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
• "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.
• "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali
• "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." - H. G. Wells
• "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright
• "Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions." - Frank Lloyd Wright
• "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou
• "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
• "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill
• "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill
• "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell
• "An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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